January 2012
Me: I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.
TV: lol but good shows are on.
iPod: sleep? Is that a new app?
Sleeping position: lol you're not gonna be comfortable.
Mind: what's the meaning of life though?
Temperature: lol it's too hot and too cold.
Noises: oh, you said be louder? Okay.
Tumblr: Keep scrolling, bitch.
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cavum:
having a boyfriend would be cool because then someone could see how cute my underwear is
Parent: I'm going to be home late tonight
Normal teenager: Awesome, I can sneak out and go do illegal things.
Me: Awesome, I can sing as loud as I want. Naked.
I hate waking up early to do my hair, but when I have 68768653 pictures today I have too:l
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Sticks and stones can break my bones but words can...
flexed:
“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
parents: in five years you won't even remember his last name
me: in five years it'll be my last name too
parents: what
me:
me: what
“As an atheist, I see nothing “wrong” in believing in a god. I don’t think there...”
– Ricky Gervais: “Why I’m an Atheist” (via patricktimothy)
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friend: so how was your weeke-
me: john oh
friend: what?
me: john oh in suspenders
friend: excuse me
me: suspenders
friend:
me: john oh
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