May 2012
11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
me when I was 11: omg did i forget to feed my neopet this morning
mom: i don't understand what you do on the internet all the time
me: yeah neither do i
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It was *magical*: chelsohhh:... →
chelsohhh:
dominicbarnesismyking:
chelsohhh:
YAY!
omg that’s aweful!
How’s your car?
When is it btw?
Lol you know me, I was using my mom’s car so obviously we won in the crash. It’s pretty okay. If we had been using mine the crash wouldn’t have ended so well.
That shit was…
ahaha aweee
dominicbarnesismyking:
chelsohhh:
YAY!
omg that’s aweful!
How’s your car?
When is it btw?
Lol you know me, I was using my mom’s car so obviously we won in the crash. It’s pretty okay. If we had been using mine the crash wouldn’t have ended so well.
That shit was scurrrrryyy. What was even scarrier was we saw ericka, dewy, and brian after that at dennys.
June 2nd(:
Lol Yay...
Bucket List:
Ride all the good roller coasters in North America.
Marry John O’Callaghan
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thedarkiknow asked: On your birthday! We are going!
It was *magical*: chelsohhh:... →
dominicbarnesismyking:
chelsohhh:
dominicbarnesismyking:
Wow ms. high school graduate, how grown up of you.
All of us should because I haven’t seen you in like 5eva.
ALSO OMG YOU MISSED IT. ASHLEE AND I GOT IN A CAR ACCIDENT.
Well you know(;
Oh I know!!
WHATTTT?!?!?!?! Are you guys alright?!
I’m…
YAY!
omg that’s aweful!
How’s your car?
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thedarkiknow asked: You need to be 18! I want to go out to the clubs but I have no one to go with ):
dominicbarnesismyking:
chelsohhh:
dominicbarnesismyking:
chelsohhh:
Really want some Mango Tango right about now
omg woman I got some last night. Literal orgasm in my mouth. We should go get some soon.
Ughhh you tease me! We really should. This is an absolute necessity!
Lol. I just started singing the Bear Necessities in my head.
Wow ms. high school graduate, how grown up of...
basically me at school everyday
me: i hate all of you
me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
me: holy fuck walk faster
me: get smarter idiot
me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times i'll die
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No Sir...
hannahplant:
I said your wife has acute angina.
dominicbarnesismyking:
chelsohhh:
Really want some Mango Tango right about now
omg woman I got some last night. Literal orgasm in my mouth. We should go get some soon.
Ughhh you tease me! We really should. This is an absolute necessity!
Lol. I just started singing the Bear Necessities in my head.
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Really want some Mango Tango right about now
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dominicbarnesismyking asked: Hey you. I love you. You're graduating soon aren't you?
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thedarkiknow asked: My graduation party at Mimi's, I know your mom is coming because Olga won't come (score!). Orientation is next week I believe I will have dates and stuff on Thursday when I go in for paperwork.
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thedarkiknow asked: You are coming on Sunday right?
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-loner:
I genuinely wonder what my life would be like if i was good looking
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Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
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